RESOLUTIONS REVIEW

Here's my latest progress report re:  my 2021 New Year's resolutions.

* At least 8 road trips. A+

* Give up French fries. A- [no slip-ups since June]

* Get a DNA from Ancestry.com. A [I am 52% Germanic Europe, 35% England & NW Europe, 8% Sweden, 3% Norway, & 2% other regions. Could that other 2% be Neanderthal?]

* Do my PT exercises at least 3X per week. D

* Avoid useless FB argument. B

* Add to our NP & bucket lists. A+

* Lose at least 10 lbs. F

This averages out to a GPA of B.

COVID

"CO hits 80% vaccine rate with hospitals STILL in Covid crisis." Drudge Report, 11/2

SLEEPING

"Sleeping naked doubles chances for good night's rest?" Drudge, 11/2

CRIMINAL MINDS

"'Teacher of the Year' arrested for hitting pupil who criticized award." Drudge, 11/2

"Woman convinced husband he had Alzheimer's, police say she stole $600,000 from him." Drudge, 11/2

CHILDREN

"STUDY:  Average child now spends 8 hrs/day looking at screens!" Drudge 11/3

MEN

"STUDY:  Breakups more emotionally painful for men." Drudge 11/3

POLITICALLY POTPOURRI

"Terry McAuliffe baffled that telling parents the state owns their children wasn't a winning strategy." Babylon Bee

"Biden offers to have Hunter repaint Sistine Chapel." Babylon Bee

DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING *

* Courtesy of Reader's Digest, July/Aug 2021

"One of life's great pleasures is to watch two idiots agree on something & then hear one of them say 'Great minds think alike.'"

"When someone tells me 'Great question,' I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."