Leckband Temp Challenge *
* I should have done a temp challenge @ 9:00p last night, when the wind chill in Norfolk was -30.Rankings based on wunderground.com @ 8:02 a.m.
#6, Balmiest Leckbands, Garrison, IA, 18/wind chill 5
#5, Ventura, IA, 3/3
#4, Beatrice, NE, 6/-6
#3, Eagan, MN, -2/-2
#2, Norfolk, NE, -4/-4
#1, Lincoln, NE, 4/-9
NOTE: Average the two temperatures together, & you'll discover the super-secret algorithm put into play by my crack team of temp advisors.
Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *
* Thanks to Reader's Digest, Nov. 2018"Overheard Zingers: Bouncer: 'Sorry I need to see an ID.' Girl: "I told you I'm 30. Why would anyone lie about that?'"
New Year's Resolutions
I hesitate to make New Year's resolutions for the same reason that I resist giving something up for Lent. I have serious doubts about my resolve. Also, the resolutions that I THINK I should make often involve giving up something that I truly love. Here goes anyway.- I resolve not to read any partisan diatribes re: the 2020 elections. [That includes partisans on "both sides of the aisle."]
- I resolve to add to our list of National Park visits & cross something off our bucket list. [We plan to visit Teddy Roosevelt & Glacier National Parks.]
- I resolve to lose 10 lbs in 2019. [I decided to make this my resolution instead of giving up french fries this year. Also, I need to lose more, but hope that 10 lbs is doable.]
- I resolve to treat Sammy, our dog, with more patience in 2019. [This could prove to be the most difficult resolution to keep.]
- I resolve to help put out all of our Christmas decorations next holiday season. [This year we only managed to set up our Christmas tree.]
- I resolve to work out at least 3X per week. [I'll continue doing my cardiac maintenance workouts & hopefully work out more than 3X a week. 3X seems doable.]
- I resolve to continue spending an hour or so in "quiet time" each day. [Includes scripture, devotional readings, prayer]
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