There Is No Place Like . . . Missouri
Norfolk Daily News (11/8): "Alligator found in hot tub. A (Kansas City) Missouri landlord stumbled upon an unwanted house guest while evicting a tenant: a large alligator in a hot tub. The tenant described the 150 lb. reptile as 'gentle as a puppy.'" My bet is that this tenant is originally from Florida.
My Favorite Taglines from The Drudge Report (11/13)
- "Lack of sunspots to bring record cold, warns NOAA scientist." Global climate change is responsible for sunspots?!
- "Woman steals live lobster from tank, feels restaurant." This can only be the work of PETL *. * People for the Ethical Treatment of Lobsters
Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *
"My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over & made them clean my house."
* Source: Reader's Digest (Nov. 2018)
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