Whatever Wednesday

Whatever

"Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested." [Drudge Report, 11/28] Let's hear it for Burger King!"

Criminal Minds

"Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on offended customer." [Drudge Report, 11/28]  Consider yourself warned.

Political Potpourri

"Gore to host 24-hour 'Global Warming' special." [Drudge Report, 11/28] . Is it possible to yawn continuously for 24 hours? Inquiring minds want to know.

"Clintons play to hundred of empty seats on first date of tour." [Drudge Report, 11/28] . Speaking of yawning . . . 

Climate Change

"One can believe that climate change is a real concern, with some legitimate science on its side, while also believing there is a range of available policy options that do not conform to the liberal party line & declining to act in a spirit of righteous panic." [Jonah Goldberg *, 11/28] So, you want to know what I think about global climate change?

• It's possible. Earth has gone through a cycle of global climate change before.
• Even if it's possible, I consider it the ultimate hubris to think that we can do anything about it.
• Climate change proponents do themselves no favors by ignoring scientific studies that seem to contradict . . . 
• . . . which is why there are so many climate change skeptics.
• IF we are experiencing global climate change, & IF we take action to enact the global warming treaties that are extant, it would cost trillions of dollars with very little to show for it.

* One of my favorite partisan pundits

Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *

* From Reader's Digest, Nov. 2018

"There's literally no may to know how many chameleons are in your house."

"Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week & freeze it for later."

"Cooking tip:  If you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there."