There Is No Place Like . . . China
Omaha World Herald (10/16): "Chinese woman jailed for singing anthem badly. A 21-year-old woman accused of 'disrespecting' China's national anthem was jailed by Shanghai police over the weekend." No one kneels during the national anthem in China.
California
"OWH (10/18): "Police: Teen baked ashes of grandpa into cookies. A Davis, CA high school student allegedly baked her grandfather's ashes into a batch of sugar cookies & gave them to classmates." I predict that this young lady will not pass home ec.
Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *
* From Reader's Digest (10/18)
"A forgetful old gasman named Dieter
Who went looking around his gas heater
Touched a leak with his light;
He blew out of sight--
And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined
the meter."
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