Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Doggie Data Collection + Kona Coffee + Pizzles

whimsical wednesday

Wednesday Whimsy

Casual Friday's:  As a school administrator, I was not a big fan of casual Friday's for faculty & staff. Why? Call me old-fashioned *, but I think that professional attire raises the expectations of both teacher & student. Whatever . . . 
     Last FRI 8/5, I indulged in some personal casual Friday indulgence at the OGT International Office in Norfolk, NE. [Go ahead . . . Call me a hypocrite. ** ] I wore my favorite aloha shirt, which I brought back from Hawaii; also my recently acquired walking shoes; also the Gettysburg socks that my thoughtful nieces gifted to me at a family reunion in Virginia several years ago.
* OK . . . YOU'RE OLD-FASHIONED!
** OK . . . YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE! ***
*** But this is  comparing apples to oranges.

From Omaha World Herald (6/11):  "What the world needs:  a dinosaur emoji, The unicode Consortium will soon release 72 new emojis into the world. None of them is a dinosaur. Dominik Schwarz, a self-described 'Internet random' w/a deep & abiding love of dinosaurs . . . is hoping that the consortium will release a dinosaur emoji for the summer of 2017, with the release of Unicode 10. That's the earliest it could possibly be available, but nothing's certain yet."  [The suspense of the presidential campaign pales in comparison.]

Also from OWH (7/18):  "Research suggests newborn ducklings are abstract thinkers . . . "

Dept. of Imaginary Conversations

Scientist 1: The Cornhusker Blogger seems to be mocking global climate change again. Scientist 2: Great. It looks like we better release some news that will overshadow his relentless critiquing of our relentless propaganda. 
Scientist 3: It's a no-brainer! Let's do a press release about our multi-million dollar research project about newborn ducklings & abstract thinking. 
Scientists 1 & 2: Snap!

Walking the Dog Whimsy


Reasons Why I Don't Like Walking Sammy

  • Dog "encounters" . . . Sammy continues to have issues meeting other dogs on our walks. If a dog encroaches upon Sammy's defined territory--even when said dog is on his own lawn, his own side of the street, etc., & we are "miles" away from Sammy's home territory, it doesn't take much for him to bark, snap, & strain at the leash. [Anybody have the name of a good dog therapist? Effective canine psychotropic medication?]
  • Walking through the neighborhoods while carrying plastic bags filled w/dog "data" . . . Frankly, it just seems beneath my dignity . . . & don't call me "Frankly!"
Incident on MON 8/8: Thankfully I remembered to bring along "data collection receptacle" because . . . 
  1. As I approached a red light on Benjamin Ave., a vehicle driven by one of "Norfolk's finest" pulled up & I waved respectfully . . . 
  2. . . . only to turn back & see that Sammy was "dumping his data."
  3. Fortunately, my fortuitous decision to bring along the aforementioned receptacle made it possible for me to collect his "data," if you catch my drift . . . 
  4. There is--after all--a fine for NOT collecting your animal's "data."
  5. I'm still a little anxious [Blame it on my various & sundry mood disorders.] that "Norfolk's Finest" may have interpreted my dog's action as a sign of disrespect to either him personally or the office he represents. I meant neither.
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SIDEBAR:  I've been taking Sammy on some alternate, long walks in the morning, both for his & my mental stimulation. [This is why I was on Benjamin Ave. last MON . . . not one of my usual routes.] On TUE 8/9, I walked over to 13th St., then headed south. I/we ambled casually around Prospect Hill Cemetery, & I couldn't help but notice evidence of many reckless dog owners & data spills that had NOT been collected. I--being the responsible canine steward that I am--was well-prepared to collect my doggie data when Sammy dumped his.
  • It strikes me as particularly disrespectfully to leave one's canine-data behind next to a cemetery.
  • In gratitude for the Norfolk Daily News' continued link to my blog, I'm including this sidebar as a PSA.
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BONUS FEATURE:  TV Critic

Lois & I rarely if ever watch network or cable t.v. [Why do we even spend a fortune on cable? That's a topic for another day. Caveat emptor.] We watch Apple TV & Netflix. We recently finished Season 3 of Arrow. Now we're watching the most recent season of Blue Bloods.
  • We have enjoyed watching Arrow, although the series has gotten progressively darker . . . And at times it strains credulity . . .  As long as you keep in mind that it's a comic book, I recommend it.
  • Blue Bloods is a winner . . . We binge-watch when the new season comes out, then regret that we have to wait so long until the next season becomes available. {1} Family values matter. {2} Religion plays an important part of this series. True, it's the Roman Catholic religion--& I'm an orthodox Lutheran *, but the family has Sunday dinner together, says 'grace,' and occasionally uses godly language, like praying in the name of Christ. On how many network & cable shows do you hear the Lord's name used in a reverent context? Yeah . . . me neither.
  • That's not to say the characters don't have faults . . . which makes the characters more well-rounded & believable.
  • One quibble [Is that really a word? *** ] . . . As entertaining as the Reagan Sunday dinners can be, I highly doubt that even the strongest family could put up with so much stress . . . so much relentless stress . . . Sunday dinner after Sunday dinner. 
* which I've reminded you about ad infinitum **
** just like I'm reminding you that I'm bilingual
*** As a matter of fact, I just looked it up in dictionary.com . . . so it is.

BONUS BONUS FEATURE:  Coffee Critic

Lois & I flew to Hawaii during Lent 1993, when I had a call to be principal of the Lutheran High School of Hawaii. It was on that trip that we had our first sample of Kona coffee . . . & fell in love with it . . . I was already a serious coffee drinker but not a serious DARK ROAST coffee drinker. 
      I've often commented about my current favorite--Seattle's Best Dark Roast #5. When I was shopping at Hy-Vee recently, I had just grabbed a package of the aforementioned coffee off the shelf when I noticed a product apparently new to the store . . . McCafe' brand coffee.
     Now it just so happens that I really like McDonald's coffee--& I'm not ashamed to admit it. In fact, of all fast-food establishment, the coffee at McD's far outshines the rest. * So I put my favorite coffee back on the shelf & picked up a bag of McCafe' French Roast . . . which I am now happily drinking.
     The jury is still out as to whether I'll make a switch . . . I will say that it was $1 cheaper. 
     I will also admit that once & awhile I will sample the Kona coffee available at a convenience store. It NEVER brings back memories of REAL Kona coffee . . . which we drank throughout our sojourn in the Rainbow State. **

* I receive no remuneration for this promotional consideration.
** "Rainbow" in the sense that rarely a day went by without seeing a rainbow--sometimes multiple rainbows.

There Is No Place Like . . . Nebraska!


Also from OWH (8/7): "Hawaii & Panhandle brew up a partnership. Kona coffee operation finds a good home in Oshkosh. How is it that travelers can find Hawaii-grown Kona coffee products in the scenic but sparsely populated Nebraska Panhandle? It happens when a native persuades his business partner to give his hometown a try.
      "That's what happened in 2007 when Oshkosh-raised Mike Piva persuaded Mark Ferrari, who learned the coffee on his family's coffee plantation near Kona, Hawaii, to move the roasting & production aspects of Mark Ferrari Specialty Coffees from Arizona into a former john Deere plant in Oshkosh . . . " [I foresee a road trip in the hopefully not too distant future.]

Also from OWH (8/7): "Ice nice at end of practice. After SAT's practice, Nebraska football players had a surprise waiting for them:  shaved ice treats . . . "  [Matsumoto's on the North Shore of Oahu--a return trip is on our bucket list!]

Political Whimsy . . . Climate Change

From Lincoln Journal Star (5/20):  "Mirrors start fire at large solar plant. A small fire shut down a generating tower THU at the world's largest solar power plant, leaving the sprawling facility on the California-Nevada border operating at only a third of its capacity, authorities said . . . " [Fire at large solar plant . . . How much carbon dioxide was released into the atmosphere? I'm just sayin'.]

Also from OWH (5/24):  "Climate changes mating game--& the bears. Many Alaskans & Canadians have a bear story--tales of fearsome grizzlies, even polar bears. But a mix of the two? They're known as 'pizzles' or 'grillers,' & they're a fusion of the Arctic white bear & their brown cousins. It's a blend that's been turning up more & more in parts of Alaska & western Canada.
     "Bears sharing both species' DNA have been recorded several times over the past decade. Why are these two species linking up? It's called flexible mate choice . . . " [Miscegenation . . . another by-product of global climate change.]

Food for Thought


Dept. of Dialogue from a Favorite Comic Strip:  "Pickles" from OWH (8/6):
Grandfather:  What's that you're reading?
Grandmother:  It's a recipe book--I'm looking for a good way to cook brussels sprouts.
Grandfather:  The best way to cook brussels sprouts is to throw them away & order pizza.

Also from OWH (8/6):  "Cincinnati college to bring Pizza ATM to North America. Customers will soon be able to get pizza from an ATM at Xavier University in Cincinnati, which has partnered w/a French company to install the 1st Pizza ATM in North America. The company, Paline, said the machine will hold 70 pizzas at a time. Customers will use a touch screen to pick one of the $10 pizzas, which will be heated for several minutes, placed in a cardboard box & ejected through a slot."  [We live in the greatest country in the world . . . with NO apologies to France, since the article says that the company was French. It doesn't say that the FRENCH have ATM's that serve pizzas.]

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