G.O.M.E.R. *

* Grumpy Old Men & Their Elucidating Rants

SCOTUS:  There are good reasons to block Ketanji Brown's nomination to the Supreme Court. What's striking is--despite some hard questions--Republicans are being way more courteous than Democrats have been during the last few nominees' hearings.

WILL SMITH VS CHRIS ROCK:  Who cares. And while I'm at it, the Oscars? Who cares! What a pathetic gathering of self-glorifying egotists.

DON'T SAY GAY:  If those condemning FL's legislation would actually take the time to study it, they'd realize that it never bans the word "gay." What it does ban is the prevention of educators with an anti-child agenda from sexualizing children with age-inappropriate propaganda at an early & vulnerable age.

INFLATION:  Obviously influenced by spending trillions of dollars that we don't have. Republicans are equally guilty. Where I fault Biden is his refusal to admit why we're suffering from inflation & what we should be doing about it.

TRANSGENDER ATHLETES:  NOT about transphobia. It's about ignoring the obvious, biological advantages that transgender women enjoy in athletic competition.

GAS PRICES:  Here I do blame Biden. Cancelling pipelines & impeding domestic gas & oil production, all the while seeking more oil imports from other countries, make him both unreasonable & complicit.

UKRAINE:  Can Biden be held responsible for a genocidal maniac? I'm not sure. I am sure that our enemies have little or no fear of our president.

HERE'S TO YOUR (& OUR) HEALTH

"Permanent daylight saving time may be harmful to our health, experts say." Fox News Online 

Lois & I are still recovering from Influenza A. [Although she hasn't tested, her symptoms are so similar to mine as to suggest anything else.] I didn't make it to Men's Bible Study this morning, so I missed out on biscuits & gravy. [Yes, I really am that shallow.] And I didn't make it into work. She's already said that she doesn't plan to go to her women's Bible study tomorrow morning. As to whether we'll go to Lenten supper & church tomorrow night, the jury is still out.

TRENDING

"Leak in Earth's core brings us close to solving mystery of how world formed." Drudge Report. We already know how the world was formed. Check out Genesis Chapter 1.

"Amy Schumer horrified to learn you can now get slapped for bad jokes." Babylon Bee

ARE YOU A WOMAN? *

* Courtesy of Babylon Bee

Signs to Look For

* Are you always cold?

* Has a human ever popped out of you?

* Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?

* Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?

* Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

"Food prices could spell social unrest, demand destruction & less bacon." Drudge