GAS

"Amish man smiles smugly as he rides by gas station with $6 prices." Babylon Bee

"Biden says gas prices are not his fault unless they go back down." Ditto

POLITICAL POTPOURRI

"Hillary vows to stop importing dossiers from Russia." Babylon Bee

FACE MASKS

Fun Uses for Your Masks Now That Mandates Are Lifted *

* Compliments of the Babylon Bee

> Toilet paper:  might as well stockpile now.

> Impressing girls by pretending to be a doctor.

> Gag gift for secret Santa.

> Making Ron DeSantis mad.

> To wear on the log flume ride to protect you from THE DROPLETS!

CRIMINAL MINDS

"A man who tried to slither past U.S. border agents in CA had 52 lizards & snakes hidden in his clothing, authorities said TUE." Norfolk Daily News, 3/9