FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Worst Frozen Foods for Your Health 

* Compliments of Fox News Online)

* Packaged frozen dinners

* Frozen pizza roll snacks

* Frozen pizza

* Frozen pot pies

* Frozen corn dogs

* Frozen french fries

* Frozen calzones

* Sweet & sour chicken

* Frozen toaster pastries

* Frozen baked goods

Ranking Fast Food Fish Sandwiches *

* Compliments of msn.online, 3/4

#6, McD's Filet-of-Fish

#3, Culver's Northwoods Walleye

# 1 TIE, "Popeye's Classic Cajun Flounder Sandwich

#1 TIE, "Culver's North Atlantic Cod

SIDE EFFECTS OF THE VACCINE *

* Compliments of the Babylon Bee

> You can sometimes communicate with chickens:  But only sometimes.

> Your hands will rub together uncontrollably like Nancy Pelosi.

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE CANADA

"Canadian diner removes poutine from name because it sounds like Putin." Fox News Online

. . . THE EAST COAST

"Giant 'parachuting' spiders set to cover East Coast." Drudge Report

TRENDING

"Bronx bishop uses rap to draw faithful." Drudge Report

"9-year-old sneaks on to plane, travels 1,700 miles before anyone notices." Drudge

FLYING TIPS *

* Compliments of msn.online, 3/4

* Never close the overhead bins on a plane before takeoff, even if they seem full.

* Stow your luggage in a way that there's enough space for everyone in the overhead bins.

* Don't assume your carryon bag will fit in every plane's overhead bins.

* It's essential to check your luggage if you don't think you can lift your bag into an overhead bin.