MENTAL HEALTH

"STUDY:  Worrying about COVID leads to mental decline." Drudge Report, 1/2 

"Stress may be heart's worst enemy." Drudge, 1/3

"STUDY:  Ketamine reduces depression, suicidal thoughts within hours." Drudge

RESOLUTIONS 2022

* Lose at least 12 lbs.

* Cross 2 things off our bucket list.

* Have fruits & vegetables at least 4X/week.

* Walk at least 4X/week.

* Publish my 365-devotion book.

* Write & publish another 365-devotion book.

TOP PREDICTIONS FOR 2022 *

* Compliments of the Babylon Bee

Jan. 1:  USPS will deliver your Christmas package.

Jan. 2:  2nd insurrection attempt cancelled.

Jan. 20:  Pfizer unveils booster shots 4, 5, 6, 7, & 8.

Jan. 21:  Men break every record ever held by women.

Feb. 2:  Jan. 6th committee finally catches your Grandma.

Mar. 25:  Meat is outlawed, replaced by delicious bugs instead.

Apr. 19:  Man dressed as woman hailed as 1st woman to not complain about cold.

June 6:  AOC tweets something dumb.

Aug. 15:  The only child to be named "Brandon" for the entire year is born.

Sept. 5:  Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki.

Nov. 17:  Republicans bravely squander control of Congress.

Dec. 25:  Christmas will occur on this day.

Dec. 31:  Jesus returns.

COVID NEWS

"Covid patient given Viagra wakes up from 45-day coma." Drudge Report

"Cloth masks may not provide enough protection as omicron surges, report says." Fox News Online

"Pandemic baby boom causes diaper & baby item shortages." Fox News Online

DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING *

* Compliments of Reader's Digest, Oct. 2021

"I think that being an astronaut on the way to the moon would be the worst time to find out you're a werewolf."

"My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother."