BIRTHDAY POST MORTEM

First of all, thank you for the overwhelming birthday greetings I received for my birthday celebration on FRI 1/7. I tried to respond to each & every one. If I missed yours, I am genuinely sorry. 

We went to Cracker Barrel in Lincoln on FRI night. The original plan was to go to King Kong Gyros, but our grand-daughter Brianna, prevailed on us to eat at Crack Barrel, which we did. [She's a waitress there, & her service was superlative.] After we got back to the Worley's, we enjoyed cheese cake. All in all, a nice birthday.

THOUGHT FOR TODAY

"If you don't have time to spend alone with God each day, then you are too busy. Period. Nothing is so important that it has to be done at the expense o spending time waiting to hear from God." Michael DiMarco, Devotions for the God Guy

CRIMINAL MINDS

"Police officers in PA were surprised THU night when they found a live deer inside the trunk of a driver's car during a DUI stop The driver told officers . . . she had hit the deer with her car & she & her passenger placed it in the trunk, thinking it was dead." Fox News Online, 1/8

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

"N. Korea claims Kim Jong Il invented the burrito." Fox, 1/8

"Air France traveler from New Hampshire opens luggage, finds Christmas gifts replaced with dog food." Fox, 1/8

"Growing global potato shortage affecting french fries from Japan to Kenya." Drudge Report, 1/8

TRENDING

"Cows given VR headsets to reduce anxiety, increase milk." Drudge, 1/8

MAN'S BEST FRIEND

"Americans adopted millions of dogs during pandemic. Now what do we do with them?" Drudge Report, 1/8

SIGNS YOU SHOULD FIND A NEW CHURCH *

* Compliments of the Babylon Bee

1. The full-service cafe discontinues your favorite seasonal drink. 

2. The church fails to immediately respond to your weekly helpful comment card feedback.

3. Someone expresses concern that you missed the last 18 services.

4. The men's retreat features fewer than 20 full automatic rifles.

5. The pastor faithfully preaches the Bible on a weekly basis.