THOUGHT FOR TODAY

"Grief is lessened when we have an eternal center fo our lives. The good news of the Bible is simply this:  men & women may have a relationship with the eternal God through faith in Jesus."  Haddon Robinson, Men's Devotional Bible

ROAD TRIPS

Lois & I are both hitting the road this week. On Wednesday she's leaving for Lincoln. On Thursday she's flying to California for Sister Bash. She's be joining her sisters in Kingsburg, where her oldest sister Wanda lives. On Wednesday morning I'm leaving on the WJAG travel club trip to the Black Hills. Our itinerary includes the Corn Palace in Mitchell, Fort Hayes Chuckwagon Dinner, 1880 train ride, Mt. Rushmore light lighting ceremony, bison round-up at Custer State Park, & Badlands drive. These road trips will give us 12 for the year. My goal was to average one per month.

DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING *

* courtesy of Reader's Digest, July/Aug 2020

An elderly couple go to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger & fries. A trucker takes pity on them & offers to buy the wife her own meal. 'It's all right,' says the husband. 'We share everything.' A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. 'I really wouldn't mind buying her her own meal,' he insists. 'She'll eat,' the husband assures him.'We share everything.'Unconvinced, the trucker asks the wife, 'Why won't you eat?' The wife snaps, 'Because I'm waiting for the teeth!'" 

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