Father's Day + Criminals + Joke-Stealing

Yesterday was Father's Day, & I enjoyed it. Lois got me a Fitbit watch. Nathan & Sarah both called. Rachel brought me a coffee cup & pistachios [which I shared with Lois while we watched Star Trek The Next Generation on Netflix]. Lois also picked up some strip steaks, which I grilled for supper. We also enjoyed grilled vegetables [cherry tomatoes, onions, zuchini, mushrooms].

It was a day to reflect on my own father. He was a faithful servant, who served in Lutheran schools for over 40 years. He was a role model as a husband & father. He taught me how to fish. He was an honorable man. I miss him.

Criminal Minds

"Man, bit, swallowed grandpa's fingertip." [Norfolk Daily News 6/11]

"Woman in wheelchair uses taser on McDonald's worker over slow service." [Drudge Report, 6/17]

"Home intruder thwarted by 11-year-old with machete." [Ditto]

Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *

* courtesy of Reader's Digest, 5/19]

"It is a proven fact that if your parents don't have kids, neither will you."