Monday, June 24, 2019

A Good Laugh

MON 6/24

I'm always looking for a good laugh, which is a good counterpoint to depression. One source of humor is The Babylon Bee [babylonbee.com], which is a satirical news website. Here is a sampling of headlines. If you navigate to this site & follow the links, you have access to the brief articles that accompany these headlines.
  • New Noah's Ark Playset Includes Heathen Action Figures You Can Actually Drown
  • IRS Still Waiting for Liberals to Voluntarily Return Their Refund Checks Back
  • Op-Ed:  If Global Warming Is Real, How Do You Explain Ice Cream?
  • Ocasio-Cortez Compares Mandatory Math Classes to Concentration Camp
  • Jesus Criticized for Lack of Diversity Among Disciples
  • Elizabeth Warren Promises to Cure Smallpox
  • NBA to Assign "Adversity Score" to Pudgy White Guys Who Want to Play Professional Basketball
  • Chick-Fil-A Celebrates Pride Month by Serving Delicious Chicken Sandwiches to Everyone Just Like They Do all the Other Months
  • Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records after Identifying as Human
  • Pastors Weigh In:  Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza
  • Scholars:  Lot's Wife Actually Died Trying to Take Selfie While Fleeing Sodom
  • Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee of the Month Again
  • Nation's Progressive Christians Applaud Hell for Being so Inclusive

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