Free-for-All Friday

Monkeys + Beards + Walmart + Politics + Faith

CRAZED MONKEYS

"Terrified residents flee homes as crazed gang of 400 monkeys raids village" Drudge Report, 1/15

GOOD NEWS FOR NATHAN, JESSE, MARK, ME

"Women prefer men with beards; More 'dominant' & attractive"  Drudge, 1/15

CRIMINAL MINDS

"COPS:  Woman caught trying to build bomb inside WALMART"  Drudge, 1/15

POLITICAL POTPOURRI

G.O.M.E.R.* I haven't written much about impeachment, & I'm not sure that I will. It's a circus. Democrats in the House had made up their mind about Trump even before he became President. Republicans in the Senate will vote to exonerate the President, regardless of any evidence to the contrary. An impeachment trial will result in any important legislation in Congress grinding to a half & continuing at an impasse until the trial is over. 
* Grouchy Old Men & Their Elucidating Rants

• "Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute by Playing Chicken on Mobility Scooters"  Babylon Bee, 1/15
• "Elizabeth Warren announces her presidency will include free year of Disney+, ESPN, Hulu"  Babylon Bee, 1/16
• "In preparation for possible woman President, White House staff begins loosening all jar lids" Babylon Bee, 1/17
• "New study confirms the Bible supports your political views entirely"  ditto
• "Dems criticize Trump for not taking ownership of the sinking of the Titanic  ditto

Impeachment is in no way a sacred act, and it carries no moral authority. But our pro-impeachment media are employing every sappy metaphor to achieve their fervent desire: dragging President Trump out of the White House and throwing him into the pyre. Brent Bozell, Townhall 1/17

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY MONTH THOUGHT

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Oscar Wilde

FAITH

Faith is more than cognitive assent or blind acceptance of something. It is an informed surrender and trust that rests the whole person on the purposes and will of God. Faith involves belief, obedience, ethics, and lifestyle; it involves living with vision and memory.  Stuart McAllister, Slice of Infinity