Friday, December 14, 2018

Free-for-All Friday

Political Potpourri

"Many men are so intimidated by the #MeToo movement & the plausibility that they, too, could be ruined on the basis of a single woman's misinterpretation of an innocent gesture that they're essentially shutting down & stepping away. Suffice it to say, this side effect won't serve women well in the long run. Indeed, it seems obvious that they'll suffer."  From column by Kathleen Parker in Omaha World Herald, 12/9

Friday Whimsy

"Price tag for celebrating all 12 days of Christmas:  about $39,000."  From OWH 12/9

Dept. of Shameless Joke-Stealing *

* From Reader's Digest 11/18

  • "Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed"
  • "They should announced a sequel to Groundhog Day & then just rerelease the original."
  • "This 'spring forward' thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2:00 p.m. on Monday."
Phony Baloney Headlines
  • "World's scientists admit they just don't like mice"
  • "Eminem terrified as daughter begins dating man raised on his music"
  • "40,000 pounds of salsa spill on I-70 near Cabazon, CA. CHiPs respond."

A DIVINE ORDINANCE 

“God has taken His place in the divine council; in the midst of the gods He holds judgment.”  Ps. 82:1

“From this we see how high & how glorious God will have rulers held, & that men ought to obey them as His officers & be subject to them with all fear & reverence, as to God Himself.”  Martin Luther Psalm by Psalm, Concordia Publishing House, 2017.

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