THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE NEW ZEALAND

"New Zealand proposes taxing cow burps." Drudge Report

PAYPAL

Infractions for which PayPal Will Remove $2,500 from Your Account *

*Compliments of Babylon Bee

> Posting a selfie without a mask.

> You're only triple-double-quadruple boosted.

> Asking the homeless camp in your driveway to turn the music down.

POLITICAL POTPOURRI

"Christians find it easier to stop storing up treasure on earth under Biden." Babylon Bee

> Politifact rates Biden's claim that 'Made in America' is two words as 'mostly true.' Ditto

PUMPKIN SPICE

Pumpkin Spice Addiction:  Know the Signs *

*Courtesy of Babylon Bee

> Heavy cinnamon use:  This is a gateway spice.

 > The need for twice as much spice to chase the original high.

> Starbucks baristas know & fear you.

> You feel annoyed or guilty when people bring up how much pumpkin spice you consume.

> You add pumpkin spice to every single meal.

> Beautiful orange skin:  And a penchant for border wall construction.

ST. PAUL

"Scholars now believe Paul used handy map in back of study Bible to see where he should go next." Babylon Bee

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"I'll Dispense Soap When I'm Good & Ready" - op-ed by automatic soap dispenser."

PEACEFUL PROTEST

"Another Life Chain event took place SUN in Norfolk with about 225 people participating. And like each one held previously on the first SUN in OCT, it provided an opportunity for people to line a city's streets in prayerful protest again abortion . . . Over the years, we have never heard of any that were not peaceful. No people walking in the street to stop traffic, starting fires, looting businesses or attacking police or others. The rowdiest thing that probably happened is when some of the people driving would honk to show support . . . Finally, part of the credit for the peace also should go to those who support abortion rights. Many of the years, at least a handful of those supporters attend these events, sometimes standing in the middle of the pro-life groups. Both groups generally try not to antagonize those who have differing views, which is welcomed. At one time, before American became o divided, that's what the majority of Americans did. They respected each other's views & did not become violent or try to censor those who disagreed with them." Editorial in Norfolk Daily News, 10/6