I'm going to try to keep things a little bit more on the lighter side today.

A VERSE FOR TODAY

"God is powerful & dreadful. He enforces peace in heaven. Who is able to number His hosts of angels? And His light shines down on all the earth. How can mere man stand before God & claim to be righteous? Who in all the earth can boast that he is clean? God is so glorious that even the moon & stars are less than nothing as compared to Him. How much less is man, who is but a worm in His sight? The Living Bible

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

"Fan eats giant tub of mayo live on t.v." Drudge Report, 9/7

The Best Dessert in Every State *

* Courtesy of Reader's Digest, July/Aug 2021

I'm anxious to see if my brothers & sisters & children agree.

> California:  Frozen yogurt

> Florida:  Key lime pie

> Hawaii:  Haupia

> Iowa:  scotcheroos

> Minnesota:  Lefse

> Nebraska:  Tin roof sundae

> North Carolina:  Sweet potato pie

> Texas:  Pecan pie

DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING *

* Also courtesy of Reader's Digest, July/Aug 2021

"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernies'.

CRIMINAL MINDS

"Rhino gets outside his enclosure at Omaha's zoo. A rhinoceros at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo & Aquarium briefly escaped his enclosure TUE afternoon. Keepers spotted Jontu, an Indian rhino, outside his enclosure in the Asian Highlands area about 1 p.m. . . . Jontu, who is 13, was grazing in a behind-the-scenes area outside of the rhino barn for about 40 minutes . . . " Omaha World Herald

"Residents stunned as pack of zebras roaming Maryland yards." Drudge

"Naked woman drives golf cart through scene of armed standoff." Drudge

TRENDING

"ENOUGH:  Britney's father files to end conservatorship." Drudge. I don't know about you, but I've been losing sleep over this.