Thursday, July 27, 2017

Safety Protocols + Food Fit for Siblings

MON 7/24 Hill Sibling Bash

A Three-Hour Tour


  • I didn't go fishing with the boys on SUN 7/23, because I was still recuperating from my fishing trip on FRI 7/21. 
  • The Skipper, aka Paul Farmer, took us out on his boat. The USS Minnow? No. The "Penguin." I don't really have time to explain it.
  • Carmen hadn't been out on the "Penguin" yet. [OK. It was the Skipper's nickname at one time or another.]
  • Even though we were not taking a 3-hour tour--it was more like an hour or so--the Skipper took us through the entire safety protocol. 
  • This included very specific, very detailed instructions re:  what to do in case someone falls overboard, i.e. . . .
  • Yell, "Man overboard." Point in the person's direction. Yell a direction, like "NINE O'CLOCK!'"
  • When the Skipper asked if there were any questions, I raised my hand & asked for reassurance that if I was the one who fell overboard, the Man Overboard Protocol would be enacted.
  • Knowing glances were exchanged while I was left in suspense.
  • That's right . . . I was left in suspense.
  • It sucks to be me.

O Give Me a Home


  • Bison burgers . . . I LOVE bison burgers.
  • I'm also a little--no, a lot--of a bison snob.
  • The American bison is NOT a buffalo. It's a bison, more closely related to antelope.
  • And it's delicious. Also extremely healthy. More healthy than grilled grouper? Idk. 
  • The Skipper grilled bison burgers for supper.
  • It was a bountiful repast, made even more so by the addition of flea market sweet corn, prepared by the Skipper's wife, aka Kathy Farmer.

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