THOUGHT FOR TODAY: WISDOM
"Wisdom is not what you know about the world but how well you know about God. Human reasoning will not make you wise. It may even lead you to reject the ways of God." [Henry & Richard Blakaby, "Experiencing God Day-By-Day"]
2024 RESOLUTIONS RECAP
> Lose weight: A Not to brag, but I've lost 5 lbs so far this year, despite my deplorable eating habits over Easter break. I'm also happy to report that my recent A1c test was 5.9, & I've been able to reduce my daily insulin dose.
> Limit myself to no more than 2 cups of coffee per day: C
> Visit at least 1 National park and/or Monument: A We visited Castillo de San Marcos NM in St. Augustine in FEB.
> Limit my reading to 1 conservative site per day: C
> Avoid picking fights on Facebook: B I admit that I occasionally(?) post content that may provoke others. However, I am refusing to engage those who post things that I consider inane.
> Walk at least 4X per week: C I was doing pretty well until the last 2 weeks. Then I came down with some kind of viral crude. And I've been experiencing a lot of discomfort due to my degenerative joint disease. [I know. Excuses, excuses. I'll try to get back on track after my radial ablation on THU.]
> Finish writing & publishing a devotion book: C I finished writing my Buzzwords devotion book. I'm reviewing & editing it one more time before I seek a publisher. [I attribute this in part to my OCD.]
> GPA: B-
EASTER RECAP
What a great Easter break we had! We worshipped on Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, & Easter morning, joined by our kids & grandkids. We delighted in the fellowship we enjoyed with them. We ate . . . and ate . . . and ate. Although it was a might chilly, we were actually able to grill brats & hamburgers for supper on FRI. Lois made her world famous overnite french toast & easy eggs for brunch on SAT. And we relished our traditional Easter dinner on SAT: ham, party potatoes, oriental [Is that politically correct?] salad, buttered corn, & rolls with butter. And our daughter Rachel came through with a delectable dessert. I should also give kudos to Craig, our handyman son-in-law, who installed a reading lamp in the living room, a ceiling fan in the kitchen, fixed the latch on a bedroom door, & attempted to fix one of our dining room chairs.
WHAT WE'RE WATCHING
As always, we're keeping up with our procedures on CBS, via Paramount+. This includes Tracker, a new entry, NCIS, NCIS Sydney, NCIS Hawaii, Blue Bloods, FBI, FBI Most Wanted, FBI International, & Ghosts. I finished watching a documentary about Bill Russell. I'm watching back episodes of Monk. And Lois & I started watching the Mission Impossible franchise. [We're up to #4.]
WHAT I'M READING
I just finished reading the latest issue of Nebraska Life Magazine, plus the last 2 issues of Biblical Archaeology Review, a new magazine I started reading this year. I'm continuing to read "Modern Times, The World from the Twenties to the Eighties," by Paul Johnson. It's slow going, but I'm learning a lot. The author goes into great detail about the rise of Hitler, Stalin, & the Japanese Empire. Also, how stupid the rest of the world was in responding to the dangers posed by Russia, Nazi Germany, & Japan, leading to WW II.
HERE'S TO YOUR HEALTH
"A Mediterranean diet is known to be heart-healthy, & a new Harvard study found that consuming just a small amount of olive oil every day lowers your risk of dying from a variety of ailments. Researchers followed 90,000 Americans for 28 years & found those who consumed a half tbsp of olive oil daily had a lower risk of death from cancer (by 17%), respiratory disease (by 18%), heart disease (by 19%), & neurodegenerative diseases, such as dementia (by 29%). Whether taken straight from the bottle or used in cooking, olive oil has anti-inflammatory & antioxidant properties that contribute to overall health, as does replacing other artery-clogging fats." SOURCE: Reader's Digest, Sep 2022
DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING
"I was playing chess with a friend & he said, 'Let's make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess." SOURCE: Reader's Digest, Sep 2022.
TRENDING NEWS FROM THE BABYLON BEE *
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> Pontius Pilate sure glad that whole "Jesus" ordeal is done with.
> In bonding moment, father teaches son how to call handyman to fix faucet.
> New all-female "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie just 2 hours of boats backing into rocks.
> Study finds avoiding red meat may lead to longer, more miserable life.
> Man goes to heaven, immediately asks God to replay arguments with his wife so he can prove he was right.
POLITICAL POTPOURRI
> Biden grants day of visibility to segment of population with most visibility in all human history.
> Lieberman's political career cut short just as he enters prime presidential age
> NYC mayor assures migrants that if they run out of prepaid debit cards they can just rob Americans directly.
> Kamala warns Israel not to violate San Francisco City Council's ceasefire decree.
TRANSGENDER VISIBILITY DAY
"The criticism the Biden White House received for celebrating Transgender Visibility Day on Easter Sunday has been coming from all angles. Former President Donald Trump’s campaign bashed the move as “appalling and insulting” and another example of the “Biden administration’s years-long assault on the Christian faith.” Athletes like Orlando Magic star Jonathan Isaac weighed in on X, noting the celebration “helps no one and only promotes division.” . . .
"Notably, the administration's celebration of the day also came under fire from prominent transgender person William Bruce Jenner, who legally changed his name and gender in 2015 to Caitlyn Marie Jenner. "I am absolutely disgusted that Joe Biden has declared the most Holy of Holy days - a self proclaimed devout Catholic - as Transgender Day of Visibility. The only thing you should be declaring on this day is ‘HE is Risen’." SOURCE: Column by Leah Barkoukis in Townhall,