Saturday, October 30, 2021

ERRATA

I made two omissions to my Great Western Road Trip post mortem, one grievous, one not so much. I neglected to mention the Mossy Cave Trail, which Lois & I hiked in Bryce Canyon NP. Although the cave turned out to be a grotto, it was mossy, & we concluded that it was worthwhile. The other omission was more grievous. I neglected to include Anita, Lois' baby sister, who lives in Ft. Walton Beach, FL. I sincerely regret this error, & I hope that she doesn't hold it against me. 

BAPTISM

"Church leadership board approves Baptism boosters." Babylon Bee

CRIMINAL MINDS

"Cops:  Woman struck victim in head with chicken inside Wal-mart." Drudge Report, 10/30

TRENDING

"With World Series in full swing, PETA asks baseball world to remove 'bullpen' from vocabulary." Fox News, 10/28. No, this is not fake news. They suggested that it be renamed "arm barn."

"Supply chain crisis solved as each migrant coming into country will be asked to help carry a shipping container." Babylon Bee

"Woman who's good at driving wondering if she might be transgender." Babylon Bee

REASONS PARENTS SHOULD HAVE NO SAY WHATSOEVER IN THEIR CHILD'S EDUCATION *

* Courtesy The Babylon Bee

> Parents don't know anything about kids. It's true. Most of them don't have master's degrees in kid-raising or education. Sad!

> Most parents don't raise their kids to be unquestioning drones of the dystopian state. Very selfish of them.

> Uneducated parents might only know about two of the genders.

> Parents' judgment can't be trusted since they chose to have kids instead of getting an abortion.

> They might not want their 5-year-old to transition just yet.

COVID

"Tomorrow President Biden is giving a major speech on the next phase of his pandemic response. Americans said they can't wait to hear the speech, & then crowded into a bar for tomorrow's NFL kickoff." latelaughs, Norfolk Daily News 10/1, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

"How the mighty have fallen. According to a Hill-HarrisX poll released on Thursday, a majority of registered voters, by 52 percent, believe that Dr. Anthony Fauci should resign, while 48 percent believe he should not. This latest poll saw an increase in overall voters, Republicans, Democrats, and Independents who want the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) to resign from when the question was asked in June. At that time, 42 percent answered Fauci should resign." Rebecca Downs, Townhall, 10/30

"Pfizer claims vaccine will reduce average daily child COVID deaths from almost zero to almost zero." Babylon Bee

CLIMATE CHANGE

"Starting tomorrow, on Halloween, government leaders from around the world will meet in Glasgow, Scotland, for the annual U.N. Climate Change Conference, which this year will feature some of its scariest stories yet. The only problem is that when you take the mask off the harrowing claims that climate change poses an imminent existential threat to humanity, they don’t hold up." Jakob Puckett, National Review Online, 10/30

"Sure, the representatives from the United Kingdom could go by car or train, and certain European representatives could take the train by going through the Chunnel. But the overwhelming number of government officials in attendance will fly to Scotland. Most of those flights will generate more carbon emissions for each passenger in one flight than the average American generates in two weeks: “Flying from London to New York and back generates about 986kg of CO2 per passenger. There are 56 countries where the average person emits less carbon dioxide in a whole year.” That’s roughly one ton per passenger; the average American generates 20 metric tons of carbon per yearAnd of course, the U.S. special presidential envoy for climate change, John Kerry, travels by private jet. The average private jet emits as much carbon in one hour as the average American generates in six weeks." Jim Geraghty, NRO. This is in reference to the Global Climate Change Summit

Friday, October 29, 2021

Lois & I embarked on our epic Great Western Road Trip on TUE 10/5. Before returning home on TUE 10/26, we traveled over 3,800 miles, which spanned 4 states & 3 time zones (Central, Mountain, Pacific). The two of us have never traveled this many miles on one road trip, nor have have the two of us ever spent 22 nights on the road. Care to learn more? Read on.

Family.  On our very first night on the road, we stayed with our nieces Jocelyn & Lia in Commerce City, CO, a suburb of Denver. As we were loading the car the next morning, I missed the bottom step of the stairs, fell, & banged my head on the wall, putting a dent in it. Jocelyn was very solicitous, & we haven't heard from her lawyer yet. On OCT 13 & 14, we got to visit Chris (our nephew), Megan, & their two adorable children, Sullivan & Callahan. We also met up with Lois' siblings, as we prepared to travel to Sedona, AZ, for a . . . 

Sibling Bash.  This was actually the inspiration for our Great Western Road Trip. Thanks to Wanda (Lois' oldest sister) & John, we were able to stay in their time-share resort in Sedona, AZ. Her siblings included Wanda, from Kingsburg, CA; Kathy, Lois' 2nd oldest sister, from St. Petersburg, FL; David, her younger brother, & Carmen, from Wichita Falls, TX; & John, her baby brother, from Fayetteville, NC. Special note:  Carmen happens to be my 1st cousin. She & David met at my brother Mark's wedding. She is an honorary sister.

National Parks. We shattered our record for NPs visited on one trip. We visited Arches & Canyonlands NPs in Utah, Grand Canyon NP in AZ, & Zion, Bryce Canyon, & Capitol Reef NPs, all in Utah. Which one was our favorite? Each park was unique, & they each stood out in their own way. 

State Parks & National Monuments. We also visited Pipe Spring NM in AZ, where we learned a lot about the Kaibab Paite Indians & Mormon settlers. We drove past Vermillion Cliffs NM on our way from Sedona to Zion NP. We visited Dead Horse Point SP in Utah--close to Arches & Canyonlands--Slide Rock & Red Rock SPs in AZ, which we toured with the siblings; also Sunset Crater near Flagstaff, AZ; & Coral Pink Sand Dunes, Escalante-Petrified Forest, Anasazi Village, & Kodachrome SPs, all in Utah.

Lodging. We shared a condo with David & Carmen at John & Wanda's time-share resort in Sedona. We stayed in a Vrbo in Moab, UT, close to Arches & Canyonlands; the Grand Canyon Railroad Hotel in Williams, AZ; Maswik Lodge at the Grand Canyon; motels in Hurricane, UT, near Zion; Tropic, UT, near Bryce Canyon; & Sterling, CO. We stayed at an Airbnb at Torrey, UT, near Capitol Reef. Which was our favorite? The condo had the most amenities. The motel in Tropic was actually a log cabin, which we really liked. The Vrbo in Moab was named Kokopelli after a pagan fertility goddess. None of our abodes were dumps, for which we were grateful.

Scenic Drives.  I-70 through CO is very scenic, especially as you pass through Glenwood Canyon. Our our way east we had to detour across Loveland Pass because of an accident at the Eisenhower Tunnel. Although it cost us about an hour, it, too, was very scenic. Pretty much all the drives through UT & AZ were scenic with each offering its own unique terrain. The drive through Monument Valley along the UT-AZ border was picturesque, also very recognizable, since it was the location for many Western films. The drive through Oak Creek Canyon outside Sedona, which we did twice, was beautiful. After awhile we had to limit our stops at vista points, because we just didn't have time to stop at all of them. I almost forgot, we saw petroglyphs at a scenic stop within Capitol Reef NP. This reminds me . . . 

Photography.  Lois served as our official photographer. She posted a plethora of memorable pictures on her FB page.

Hiking.  We spent the better part of a day hiking in Canyonlands. Our favorite trail there was probably the Mesa Arch Trail. Just on the backside of the arch was a sheer drop, falling hundreds of feet into the canyon. We hiked along the south rim of Grand Canyon, being careful not to edge too close to the rim itself. [Lois has acrophobia.] We hiked with our siblings in Slide Rock & Red Rock SPs, close to Sedona. The trail in Red Rock was a little strenuous, but I managed it without falling even once! [Yes, I have somewhat of an unfortunate history.] At Kodachrome SP we hiked the Sentinel Trail. Our goal was to make it to Shakespeare Bridge, which is a collapsed arch, but the trail got a little too treacherous, so we turned back. At Escalante Petrified Forest SP we hiked the Petrified Forest Trail. The ranger told us at the front gate that it was an easy trail. Either we misunderstood him, or he lied, but I will say that it was very scenic. The petrified forest itself was a little underwhelming, as it consisted of a few, short, petrified logs. We hiked two trails in Zion NP. The Pa'Rus Trail was OK; the Riverside Walk, which paralleled the Fremont River was excellent. We hiked the Bristlecone & Sunset Point to Sunrise Point Trails in Bryce Canyon. Both were excellent, although the elevation really got to me. [It doesn't help that I have COPD.] We hiked the Grand Wash Trail in Capitol Reef & followed it to The Narrows. Definitely a 5-star hike. The Hickman Bridge Trail was awesome--also a 5-star hike--but very demanding--very steep & strenuous in places--but thanks to Lois' encouragement, I made it.

Railroad Adventures.  The Grand Canyon Railroad Trip from Williams to the Grand Canyon & back was awesome. I highly recommend it, as the package included a night at the Grand Canyon Railroad Hotel, two nights at the Maswik Lodge in the Grand Canyon, & a final night at the Grand Canyon Railroad Hotel; a cowboy show prior to departing Williams; two supper buffets & two breakfast buffets at the Fred Harvey Restaurant in Williams, plus a sack lunch at the Maswik Lodge, & a guided bus tour at the Grand Canyon. The Verde Canyon Railroad Trip, which departed & returned from Cottonwood, AZ, close to Sedona, was also awesome. We saw a cave where an archaeology dig had revealed several ancient Indian cultures; also the ruins of a cliff dwelling. Before we left Cottonwood, we enjoyed a beer tasting.

Other Excursions.  We explored downtown Sedona, which I assume is Spanish for "tourist trap." Lois & her siblings enjoyed a wine-tasting there, while I enjoyed an ice cream-tasting next door. There were many signs advertising vortex maps, healing rocks, healing crystals, mediums, & fortunate tellers. We also took a trolley tour, which featured views of the red rocks surrounding Sedona, plus a stop at the Chapel of the Holy Cross. While we were in Moab, we took the "Moab in a Day" tour, which featured a very informative guide & visits to Arches, Dead Horse Point, & Canyonlands. We also walked around in Jerome, AZ, a historic copper-mining town near Sedona. Lois & her siblings enjoyed yet another wine-tasting. There was a very informative historical museum there. In Capitol Reef NP we visited the historic Gifford Store & bought a homemade mixed berry pie, which we enjoyed ala mode at our Airbnd in Torrey. Also--& I've noted this before in my posts about other NPs--visitors' centers were mostly closed with very few if any displays accessible, but gifts shops were always open.

Wildlife.  During our trip we saw elk, mule deer, bighorn sheep, many squirrels, ravens, possibly a red-tailed hawk, & Lois saw prairie dogs while we were traveling from Williams to the Grand Canyon.

Weather.  We were blessed with really great weather throughout our trip, with two exceptions. On our second day in Moab, during our "Moab in a Day" tour, it was rainy & very chilly, which curtailed some of the planned hikes. On our last day in the Grand Canyon we were treated to a blizzard & wished we had packed stocking caps & gloves.

Fantastic Food.  Our most memorable meals--at least for me--included butternut squash soup at the Maswik Lodge at the Grand Canyon . . . The supper & breakfast buffets at the Fred Harvey Restaurant in Williams, AZ, which included a beef tenderloin carving station at supper & build-your-own-omelette station at breakfast . . . A Mexican restaurant & take-out Chinese in Sedona . . . Barbecue in Tropic, UT . . . Utah trout in Torrey, UT . . . & seafood bisque (Lois' choice) & a faux runza [my choice] in Sterling, CO.

What I Read.  I got a lot of reading done while we were on the road . . . "Killer of the Flower Moon:  The Osage Murders & the Birth of the FBI," by David Grann . . . "The Case of the Vanishing Blonde & Other True Crime Stories," by Mark Bowden . . . "Over the Edge:  Death in the Grand Canyon," by Michael Ghiglieri & Thomas Myers . . . "No Place Like Murder:  True Crime in the Midwest," by Janis Thornton . . . "Double Plays & Double Crosses:  The Black Sox & Baseball in 1920," by Don Zminda. My favorite, although it took a long time to wade through, was "Over the Edge." It included chapters involving falls off the rim, falls within the canyon, drownings in the Colorado River, drownings in flash floods, death due to hypothermia, heat stroke, dehydration, murder, & suicide. Yes, it was a little grim in places, but it gave us both an even healthier caution about approach the rim too closely.

What We Listened To.  During most of the trip we listened to The Message on Sirius XM, which we find very uplifting. Occasionally we listened to Fox News, which was pretty depressing, but not as depressing as listening to CNN. There, that's as political as I'm going to get. Maybe.

Fuel.  We consistently paid over $4/gallon for gas once we were out of Nebraska. The worst was $4.96/gallon, which we paid in AZ. I won't attribute it to our president's energy policies. [OK, yes I will.]

Gratitude.  God has certainly blessed us with the means that have enabled us to take many road trips this year. We had always hoped to be able to do some traveling after we retired, & the Lord has made it possible. Are also grateful for the opportunity to witness the majesty of His creation.

Monday, October 4, 2021

RESOLUTIONS REVIEW

How am I doing with my 2021 New Year's resolutions? Mixed results.

> Take at least 8 road trips, A+. We've already exceeded that goal with at last one more to come. [See below.]

> Give up French fries, A-.

> Get a DNA report from Ancestry.com, A. I am 52% Germanic Europe, 35% England & NW Europe, 8% Sweden, 3% Norway, & 2% other regions. [Neanderthal?]

> Do my PT exercises at least 3X per week, D.

> Avoid useless FB arguments, B-. Don't test me with pro-abortion posts!

> Add to our NP & bucket lists, A+. We've already visited Everglades, Sequoia, Yosemite, & King's Canyon NPs, which ties our record for visits in one year. If all goes as planned, we'll visit Canyonlands, Grand Canyon, Zion, Capitol Reef, & Bryce Canyon NPs on our Great Western Road Trip. [See below.]

> Lose at least 10 lbs, F. I'll be lucky if I eek out a D- this year.

GPA = B

ROAD TRIP PREVIEW

Yes, we're headed for another road trip, which I'm calling our Great Western Road Trip. We leave tomorrow for a stop in CO & a visit with our nieces Jocelyn & Lia. Then it's off to Canyonlands NP & Grand Canyon NP before a Hill Sibling Bash in Sedona, AZ. On our way back to NE we'll visit Zion, Capitol Reef & Bryce Canyon NPs.

SIBLING BASH

I think it might be good to review some ground rules with Lois' siblings.

* No arguments about politics, climate change, or religion.

* A maximum of two conversations conducted at the same time when we're all in the same room.

* Wine for The Sisters is a must, but beer for the rest of us is also a must.

* Fou-fou coffee for The Sisters is a must, but manly, dark roast coffee for the rest of us is also a must.

* The only medium I'm interested in seeing is medium-well steak.

* Shopping trips? Grudgingly permitted, but no checking out New Age shops.

* Although The Sisters rule, 2nd & 3rd tier siblings should be consulted, too. 1st tier are sisters Wanda, Kathy, Lois, & Anita.[Sister-in-law Carmen is an honorary sister.] 2nd tier are brothers David & John. 3rd tier? That would be John Olson & me.

* All participants get a say in where we'll eat out & what activities we enjoy. [I absolutely insist that we tour Oak Creek Canyon & Red Rock State Park.]

WHAT I'M READING

I finished reading "The Real Custer:  From Boy General to Tragic Hero," by James Robbins. It's an easy read, & if you are fascinated by George Armstrong Custer, you should check out this book. I started reading "Killers of the Flower Moon:  The Osage Murders & the Birth of the FBI," by David Gann. My brother clued me in on this book. Thanks, Mark! I previously read Gann's "The Lost City of Z," & thoroughly enjoyed it.

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HAWAII

"Kilauea erupts. One of the most active volcanos on Earth is erupting on Hawaii's Big Island. Officials with the U.S. Geological Survey confirmed WED that an eruption has begun in Kilauea volcano's Halemaumau [HAW-LAY-MOW-MOW] crater at the volcano's summit." Norfolk Daily News, 9/30. While we lived in Hawaii, Lois & I were able to visit Volcanoes National Park on the Big Island. You should add it to your bucket list. While we didn't get to witness an eruption, it was still well worth the trip.

COFFEE

"As if a cup of coffee wasn't expensive enough, a confluence of factors is driving up farmers' costs to grow the beans & it could begin filtering down to your local cafe before the end of the year . . . A sustained drought followed by two July frosts blew a hole in Brazil's coffee output, immediately sending wholesale prices for the popular Arabica bean to more than $2 per lb. The frost will significantly affect the 2022-23 harvest . . . The Brazil frosts followed COVID-related supply chain snarls, a dearth of shipping containers, labor shortages & other production hiccups. Add in rising costs for virtually everything & you have a bitter cup brewing for coffee drinkers." NDN, 9/28. It's been awhile since I've blogged about my love of coffee. One of my favorite brews is Seattle Dark Roast #5, but I haven't enjoyed that for awhile. Nathan, my favorite son, recently got me Kirkland's Coffee from either Costco or Sam's Club--can't remember which. Probably my favorite coffee of all time is Kona, which is grown on Hawaii's Big Island.

CRIMINAL MINDS

"Black woman masquerading as KKK member terrorized neighborhood." Drudge Report

DEPT. OF SHAMELESS JOKE-STEALING *

* Compliments of Reader's Digest, July/Aug 2021

"My five-year-old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."

"I like having conversations with kids. Grown-ups never ask me what my third-favorite reptile is."

"My five-year-old after I explained the concept of breast-feeding:  'Can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?'"

"Sometimes at night, after my son has gone to bed, I go into my room & finish all my sentences."

CLIMATE CHANGE

"South Pole posts most severe cold season on record." Drudge  Did you want to know my opinion of climate change? All right. I have no problems accepting climate change. World history is a history of climate change. The Little Ice Age in the 1700s wreaked havoc. In the 1970s there was a prediction of a new ice age on the way. What I'm skeptical about is humankind's ability to reverse so-called global warming, especially by throwing trillions of dollars at it. That strikes me as the ultimate hubris. I'm just sayin'.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

"McDonald's introduces limited run of finely aged 1992 vintage McRibs." Babylon Bee

TRENDING

"'Trust us to make health decisions for you,' says government health agency that can't define what a woman is." Babylon Bee

ON THE BORDER

"Biden cracking down:  No more gift baskets for illegal border crossers." Babylon Bee 

Sunday, October 3, 2021

A PERSONAL NOTE

This morning we attended church at Christ Lutheran, which is just a block south of our home congregation, Grace Lutheran. The students at CLS, K-8, sang, so we got to watch our 8-year-old grandson Bentley join in the singing. He is a 2nd grader at CLS, & we are very, very thankful that his parents, Derek & Rachel, are seeing for his Christian education at CLS. What a blessing this is for Bentley! We were blessed to be able to provide a Christian education for our three children at Trinity Lutheran School in Lincoln, Our Savior Lutheran School in Aiea, HI, CLS in Norfolk, & Lutheran High Northeast, also in Norfolk.

TODAY'S VERSE

Isaiah 5:21  "Woe to those who are wise & shrewd in their own eyes." The Living Bible

MEAN PEOPLE

"When you believe that God lets mean people in your life for a reason, you take away their power to hurt you & instead allow God to shape you. So don't be afraid of your enemy,  but trust God to show you the path of righteousness in how you react to them . . . God is still God & no one, not even a mean person, can take away His power in your life."  Michael DeMarco, Devotions for the God Guy

JESUS SAVES

"Jesus did not die just to give us peace & a purpose in life; He died to save us from the wrath of God. He died to reconciles us to a holy God who was alienated from us because of our sin. He died to ransom us from the penalty of sin--the punishment of everlasting destruction, shut out from the presence of the Lord. He died that we, the just objects of God's wrath, should become, by His grace, heirs of God & co-heirs with Him." Jerry Bridges, Men's Devotional Bible

LIFE THOUGHTS

"This world idolizes sexuality so much it sacrifices unborn children in worship. Our Heavenly Father establishes boundaries to protect us from this slavery. He elevates us by connecting sexuality to marriage, intimacy, procreation, & family. Human bodies testify that we're born already belonging to somebody. Where the world sees selves for expressing or enjoying, we celebrate them in sharing & serving." Grace Lutheran Church bulletin

STEWARDSHIP CORNER

"Giving generously isn't easy because our sinful nature isn't generous. We love to have rather than to give, & we are always looking out for number 1. Only because God makes His grace abound in our lives can we give generously & cheerfully. Through faith, we begin to realize the depth of the generosity of Christ Who holds nothing back from us. Knowing that God entrusts to us time, money, & abilities, we are enabled to give, not under compulsion, but as God has freely given to us. 'Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.'" (2 Cor. 9:7) Grace Lutheran Church bulletin

THE END OF WORRY

"Christ promises more than our idols could ever tempt us. He shows us the futility of worry, which does not change anything. Christ, by His self-offering on the cross & His resurrection from the head, has changed everything. He promises the fullness of His creation to His people. The righteousness that we seek, like the kingdom that we seek, is His. He bestows them all by grace, fully sufficient for all our needs, & soon all will be added unto us. Then we will have life without death, feasts without hunger & faith without doubt. Jesus & His promises are indeed, the end of worry. 'Seek first the kingdom of God & His righteousness, & all these things will be added to you'" (Matt. 6:33). Rev. David Petersen, The Lutheran Witness, May 2021

Friday, October 1, 2021

BROTHERS & SISTERS

We've been enjoying a visit with my brother Mark & sister-in-law Christy. We always enjoy the time we get to spend together. Yesterday we went to Ashfall Fossil Beds, which is about an hour north & west of us. It's always a pleasure reading about things that happened millions & millions of years ago. Whatever. Last night we had supper at El Mezcal, our favorite Mexican restaurant in Norfolk. We were joined by our 8-year-old grandson Bentley, who scarfed down cheese dip, chips, & cheesy nachos. I also should mention that Derek & Rachel & Bentley joined us for supper on WED night, & Rachel brought her world famous pumpkin dessert. One more thing--last night Lois, Mark, & Christy, & I watched Jaws. SPOILER ALERT! Things do not end well for Quint.

After spending the night at the Worleys in Lincoln tonight, we're going to Beatrice for lunch with Mark & Christy & Carolyn, my baby sister, & Matt, our brother-in-law. I'm under the impression that Matt is grilling his world famous ribs.

And next TUE Lois & I are leaving for our Great Western Road Trip, which includes a reunion with her brothers & sisters in Sedona, AZ. 

CRIMINAL MINDS

"Flag-wearing man throws Molotov cocktail into Austin Dems HQ." Drudge Report

THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE CALIFORNIA

"California returns land to descendants of original Black owners." Drudge

"Major flea infestation shuts 2 Oakland schools." Drudge

TRENDING

"Lockheed refuses comment on video exposing mystery craft on secret testing base." Drudge

"Month later, five zebras still on run in Maryland." Drudge

"After 5-year stint in evening news, Stephen Colbert to consider return to comedy." Babylon Bee